Weirdest answer possible?

I need a really creative mind to help me think of the weirdest, random-est, most outrageous thing(s) possible. I want a really dumb and funny answer to make me laugh. Funniest gets best answer. So here's the question: If I wanted to go to the lake in na rocket ship, how many flapjacks should i pack, supposing that the angle of incidence is 32 degrees, and that I am missing 7 cards in my deck?