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So A Rich Doctor decided he would take me on a cruise. I'm not a rude person so of course I went. Well I decided to wear bikinis the whole trip, little did I know It would cause so much trouble. Men were having seizures and heart attacks left and right. They had to revive over 300 men and 20 died :/. On our way back from the cruise we had to pass this beach. Well it was full of men and they all saw me and started to swim toward the ship. All the men ended up drowning..Now I'm getting charged for murder..I'm so depressed why do I have to be so gorgeous? And what will happen to someone who looks like this?