Epic Meal Time- got any quotes?

The Candy BBQ has been my favorite one so far, and I love it when he says 'we're gonna give your sweet tooth a sexual root canal', and 'call your dentist, and tell him he's a little *****', and can't forget the gay bacon strips, LOL. Also, he says 'I guess you could say this is the no meat episode, but don't you f***ing say it!'